Ask the sexpert
Friends, I have been remiss in not sharing what is perhaps the most intriguing daily column in The Mumbai Mirror. I am referring to “Ask the Sexpert” written by Dr. Watsa, an irascible doctor who offers scathing, tough-love advice to Mumbaikers suffering from an array of sexual and relationship woes. This morning’s entries were so insightful that I must share them here:
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I am 15 years old and extremely confused. I have fallen in true love with a girl. However, I am not sexually attracted to her. Instead, I am attracted to another girl. I tried asking the first girl, but she says her career is more important. Please help. Who do I ask out?
Nobody! You are still too young and immature to make a decision. Wait till you are 21. As of now, go study, play, and be good friends with both. You are naïve. Did you not know that you have to pursue a girl till she turns around and hooks you?
My problem is that I think too much about sex
In spite of wanting to divert my mind from it, I start fantasising and start masturbating. I do it atleast two to three times a day, almost every alternate day. I feel there’s some problem with me. Another problem is that I am unable to last for more than a minute. Will it be a problem in the future once I get married? Please help.
You would not be a man if you didn’t think about sex. What you need to do is to control your runaway emotions and get on with being somebody in life. Masturbation will not get you there. Divert your mind with exercise, hobbies, etc. It won’t harm if you are under control.
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You tell them Watsa!
For more, head to: http://www.mumbaimirror.com/index.aspx?page=section§id=17

21 seems a bit old. But what do I know? I’m not a certified sexpert or a doctor is sexpertology.
Wonder why Dear Abby couldn’t be as entertaining. Love your blog and hope you are having a great time